Oct 02
Owning a Beamer doesn't mean I'm going to date you: how not to pick up a girl
- Guy: (running out of his beamer to talk to me in the grocery store parking lot) Hey I want to work on your body.
- Me: @#$% You!
- Guy: I'm a mechanic I want to fix your car for cheap because you're so beautiful.
- Me: Ok, I'll take a business card.
- Guy: I don't keep them in my beamer. I work on your car right now.
- Me: I don't think so.
- Guy: I'm legit. I have a beamer.
- Me: Cause that's the established way of telling if a mechanic is good or not.
- Guy: Well let me buy you dinner later. I have a beamer.
- Me: (sarcastic) Do you own a beamer? Wow. Nope. Bye!
